I don’t want this to come off as a rant… but time and time again we roll up on a situation in the garden.
Something we really, really wish had never been born — or had been drowned at birth. I’m talking about irrigation gear installed loud and proud right at the front door or the air conditioner that is featured dead center of the best view on the property. Something that’s awful (from an aesthetic standpoint) but indispensable (from a functional standpoint). Something you can’t simply demolish and remove — yet is too expensive to move. For these situations the only recourse is what I refer to as the “botanical equivalent of a comb-over”. Yep. You heard that right! The botanical equivalent of a comb-over.
This lighting transformer and other gear — located smack-dab at the edge of the driveway mere steps away from the front door — are prime candidates for the botanical comb-over
This garden would definitely benefit from a well-executed botanical comb-over to edit the backflow prevention device from the composition
Often the best solution for air conditioners in the garden is the botanical comb-over
Sometimes plants alone are insufficient to hide a particularly tricky offending object — that’s when you go for the botanical comb-over with a mechanical assist.
Wouldn’t you just love to edit the neighbor’s roof out of this view? This is the perfect situation for a botanical comb-over with a mechanical assist – a structure that supports the comb-over plants, such as a fence panel or trellis…
Consider a trellis similar to the image above… the structure allows you to surgically excise the offending object, placing the botanical comb-over plants exactly where you want them to perfect the view.
Now, the botanical comb-over is a rather advanced landscape move that requires a deft hand. As with the familiar man-do, there are better and worse botanical comb-overs… There are several comb-over pit-falls to avoid…
Going too sparse with the covering material will result in a less-than-ideal botanical comb-over…
Featuring the comb-over is rarely successful…
And you can definitely go too far with a comb-over…
You’ll want to make sure that your botanical comb-over is stable and stays put…
And finally, sometimes trying to hide what’s actually going on under the comb-over just draws more attention to the issue…
So, what makes a good comb-over plant? It has to be evergreen (don’t want your comb-over to be seasonal). Dense and vigorous (don’t want what’s underneath peaking through). And, for me, I’m looking for something that’s not too flashy so it recedes into the background.
Here are some of my favorites — they may strike you as a bit pedestrian, but they’re good and reliable:
Trailing Plants
For Trailing or for Climbing
Upright Plants
xoxo,
Margie
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I’m laughing so hard. What a great comparison.